FRONT: Ashley is training at the ice rink at 5:42 AM on Wednesday, June 2nd, 2021. The playoffs are to take place in 17 hours and 18 minutes. She wants that Stanley Cup badly, and will later single-handedly destroy the Vegas Golden Knights to take it. It is now 6:13 AM, and she has skated so fast that all the ice has melted and she has slapped 81 pucks so hard that they have evaporated. It is now 7:30 AM, and Ashley's phone lights up as it rings with four words on the screen: INCOMING CALL JAY LENO. "I've emptied my garage. The cars are yours, Ashley." She drops the phone, chops it in half with her ice skate while it falls and "The Impression That I Get" by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones plays.
BACK: along the upper back is the LENO PHONE, THE SUSPENSE MUSIC LOGO, AND THE GRAVE ARCHITECTURE LOGO.
printed with BLACK INK on WHITE gildan t-shirts
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Piercing Pagoda
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[suspense music] – [suspense cassette]
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GRAPE ARCH VECTOR - "GAMBIT" SHIRT
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"final post" t-shirt
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SLIDE YOUR FINGER ACROSS THE STARS FROM LEFT TO RIGHT –
LIMITED EDITION HOMEMADE CASSETTE
GRAVE ARCHITECTURE
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"GOSSIP" T-SHIRT
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"WHILE IT'S RAINING" T-SHIRT
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"SUPER BIG MONEY" SHIRT
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"the general" shirt
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"century streams, wax life, puddle voice." HOMEMADE CASSETTE
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INK –
limited edition INK cassettes (w/ a print)
GRAVE ARCHITECTURE
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